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when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims
when
(via aonootaku)
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I will never not reblog this
Bitch you gon learn today
you know he dead
The realization on his face is hilarious
(via ruinedchildhood)
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#he praises women to the high heavens in his music and y’all still don’t believe that he loved us#imma start a campaign called bi not gay#and another called pale not white#just for him (tags by @stankface, not me)
#white ppl just can’t accept that their precious white gay fav is actually an indian bi man and would slap you in the face if you thought oth#*otherwise#ppl praise british music for being the best but ignore that freddie brought his indian roots into it
Also ignored: Freddie was adopted.
Every goddamn time I see someone who feels shitty about having been adopted, I point out that they share a very important trait with one of the greatest rockers of all time. It never fails to cause a smile.
Adopted Indian bisexual man who lived successfully for years with HIV = in your face.
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He was born Farrokh Bulsara, and his family fled Zanzibar as refugees. They were of the Zoroastrian faith. Persian, non-Christian, refugee bisexual with HIV.
The fact that I got to walk the planet at the same time he did is one of the major blessings of my life.
(via alrightanakin)
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i used to be like "I'm not like those straight people" because I didn't fetishize m/m relationships and thought f/f relationships were nice too but guess who's gay now like I really thought I was the best straight ally I'm shrieking
Anonymous
Raise ur hand if you started out as an over-invested ally
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Wizarding Tattoo Parlors.
I know it has been talked about before but I want to talk about wizarding tattoos and piercing again. Here’s just a couple ideas.
- A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.
- A Tattoo of a tree where the leaves change depending on the season.
- A pair of matching tattoos of a piece of parchment that can be wrote on to send messages.
- You see this dagger I have tattooed on my calf? It comes off into my hand as a real weapon when I’m in danger.
- A little dragon that flies around your left forearm.
- A pin-up witch that winks and waves at you.
- A tattoo that starts off as a rune but once you fall asleep and wake up in changes into something that is similar to your patronus, something that symbolizes who you are.
- A tattoo on somebodies wrist that warms up and changes color when they need to take their medications.
- Ear piercings that translate everything around you into your native language.
- Lip piercing that do the same, except when you speak you speak the language of whoever you’re speaking to.
- A small bird tattoo behind your ear that chirps and whistles to you when you’re anxious.
- A tattoo of your child that ages with them.
- A tattoo for those that are hard of hearing or deaf and are unable to read lips at that moment that displays the words of the person speaking to them on their hand.
- A nose ring that is charmed that long as you are wearing it you will never lose your keys.
- A flower scene where some flowers only will bloom at certain times.
- little nocturnal animal tattoos like raccoons that only show up on your skin after dark.
- a tattoo of digital numbers on your wrist that tell the time.
Magical tattoos and piercings!!!
(via sagechan)
- A tongue ring that you wear to ward off minor hexes and jinxes.
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dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
(via alrightanakin)
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If you murder a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same
Unless you were already a murderer when you murdered the murderer.
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Becoming an adult involves learning to like the taste of bitter things: alcohol, coffee, disappointment.